After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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