"it" just moved
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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