i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
