i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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