Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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