I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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