i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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