when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
please don't ironically join a cult
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