We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
And then he peed in my hair
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