I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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