so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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