Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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