Kiss
Puke
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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