i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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