Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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