Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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