it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
