Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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