I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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