You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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