i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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