they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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