Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it because I queefed?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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