I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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