I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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