FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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