So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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