we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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