your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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