The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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