youre lurking in front of me
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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