The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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