Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
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you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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