They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
