you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There r osticjed everywhere
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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