id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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