I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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