Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
