so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think my vagina is haunted
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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