NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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