this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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