STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
