You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize