Me too!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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