Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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