I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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