yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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