its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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