yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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