Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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