Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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