omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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