I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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