Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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