No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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