Its about making memories worth repressing
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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